the fact that your patronus can be a person is really creepy to me
like imagine ron seeing hermione cast a patronus and his freckly spectral face is grinning at him from across the room? i would freak the fuck out
I am just imagining some American transfer student goes go Hogwarts, does the charm, and out pops Obama. Just full out President Obama.
Reblog if your patronus is President Obama.
“thanks obama” i say as i high five my patronus after he protects me from dementors
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Sees a hockey player under 6’: who let this child onto the ice and how am I supposed to protect him
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HOLY FUCK ITS TRUE!!!!!!!!!! THEY DID IT!!!!!!!
even if it got stopped they still need items to live for so please donate or buy stuff on their wishlist pls
http://sacredstonecamp.org/faq/#howtohelp
https://www.amazon.com/gp/registry/wishlist/196PVIWRDX1M4/ref=cm_wl_rlist_go_v?
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A sword that screams whenever you swing it, and the volume is directly tied with how fast its swung
Finally, a good post
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I love when dogs are mildly excited and u start encouraging them like “what is it?!” and their tail goes from a level five to level eighty.
iasip meme: 1/9 running gags
“serial killer, i like that. i like that. it’s a little bit of an exaggeration, but i see your point. and i like it, i take it as a compliment.”
(Source: charliekclly, via what-is-this-i-dont-even)
this “bon appetit” meme has turned into some sort of bizarre telephone game where each incarnation sounds more and more different than the original. in what way does “bon appetit” sound like “osteoporosis”
i don’t know but it’s cracking me up every time i even think about it
“bon appetit” = “bone disease” = “osteoporosis”
Bone appetite > bone atrophy > osteoporosis
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